Thursday, March 15, 2012

Bacon: Proof That God Loves Us

I.
Love.
Bacon
Bacon is the tastiest way in existence to eat animal fat.
Bacon makes people happy.
Bacon brings people together. You like bacon? Oh, so do I! We should converse about bacon and other awesome things!
People say that bacon is BAD, that it causes heart attacks and high cholesterol. Those people are liars and have never had bacon or known true happiness. Pity those people. And give them bacon.

Friday, March 9, 2012

I'm Kind of a Big Deal in Denmark

Friends are basically the best things in the world to have. If you don't have friends, I really recommend finding/buying some friends.
 
I went out with two of my best friends (and Ryan) tonight. We sat in a McDonalds and had a Shamrock Shake Adventure ( #ShamrockShakeAdventure). It was entirely delightful. I laughed with my friends (and Ryan) and we all talked for hours. I'm not really that big on the whole 'socialization' scene, finding human interaction at times awkward and difficult. But you would struggle too if throughout most conversations you had with people too if you were trying to figure out if they were cylons or not. But when it comes to good friends (and Ryan), aka people I'm pretty sure are NOT cylons, I can relax and have fun. Maybe not Ryan. Dunno. Only met him twice. But he doesn't seem like a cylon. Not that cylons ever really seem like cylons.

Anyways, this post is just my way of telling you that friends are cool. And that once I'm finished writing and posting this, and you finish reading this, you should go to McDonalds and have a Shamrock Shake. They are very tasty.