Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Waffle

So it's Wedesday, not Tuesday. I can't keep the days straight.

Good news! Just submitted my application to University X! And I ate bagel pizzas! Serioulsy, who was the genius that invented bagel pizzas? I would marry that person (assuming the person was single, a dude, still living, and not too old)!

I went for a walk today. It's still cold. I don't like being cold. But I learned that being cold can lead to opportunities to flirt ;)
Me- Its still a bit too cold for a walk outside. I learned the cold way lol. I can't feel my ears...
Guy I'm texting- Your poor ears
M-Indeed. I need a hug or a sweater of for spring to get here
G- I can't speed up time (yet). I can't knit (you can do that) but I can give out a hug
M- But youre not here. I guess a sweater will have to do for now
G- Yeah:(
M- Lol no worries, im cold a lot. Maybe next time youll be around ;)
G- :)
He's adorable. That was not very flirty by most people standards, but for me that's almost being a brazen hussy. It was fun.

If you get a chance look up the lyrics to The Bird and the Worm by Owl City, or Smile by Uncle Kracker. That's how I feel lately. I have awesome friends, life is good. Spring is coming! I am bliss.

Hmm just popped over to facebook, and saw something that I gotta ask my readers about. One of my friends is sick, so her status was 'omggggggg so sickkk.....the room is spinningggggg.....' or something to that effect. Someone commented on her status saying 'aw so sorry hun....feel better soon' or something to that effect, I'm too lazy to get the direct quotes lol. My question then, is why do we TELL sick people to get better? It's not actually going to help them, and it makes you seem like a bossy know it all. Like by you telling them to feel better, your magical healing powers will force them back to health. And why not? You TOLD them to feel better! Weird. Humans are weird.

Tomorrow I'm gonna watch CSI and actually pay attention cause RASCAL FLATTS is gonna be on!!! Jay announced it on twitter months ago and I'm not patient but it's finally here! :)

The bagel pizzas are making my belly hurty! Oh noes! Blerg. Bed time!

2 comments:

  1. Oh-HO! So THAT'S the mindset behind all them flirty texts I get from my female friends, eh? I wondered where it came from. It's spurred on by the cold weather. Makes sense to me. Cold weather's a perfect excuse for hugs.

    Interesting post. I cannot BELIEVE you have never had bagel pizzas before. You have clearly not lived before this moment, and have merely been wandering around as one dead...or undead. You're not a zombie, are you? Or a Nazizombiemonkey?

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  2. Hehe, well I can't say for sure if your female friends are flirting, but that's how I flirt over texts. But girls are crazy, so you gotta be careful. Like legit, we're insane....bless you guys for putting up with us!

    And of course I've had bagel pizzas before! I was just letting my loyal followers know what I was doing, cause I'm sure you want to know the minute details of my life, correct?

    I am neither penguin, nor pokemon, nor zombie, nor am I a nazizombiemonkey.

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