Monday, June 14, 2010

Why helloooo boys!

As a newly single (Yup, again. Though this time it was a lot less dramatic.) gal, I have no qualms in writing this post. ;)

I promised Katie that I would write a post like this. If you've ever been curious what it's like to hang out with me and my girlfriends....ummm yeah this is pretty much what we do. Coo and swoon over various hot guys! This post is just going to be the fictional guys I love, real guys are just not the same. I'll do a post with real guys another time.


First, both in the list, and in my heart, is of course, THE DOCTOR! Ten (played by David Tennant) is le hotness. His hair is fantastic and he always makes me laugh. Plus, he can travel in time and is immortal. WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT???? Eleven (played by the eyebrow-less Matt Smith) recently took over the Time Lords spot in the TARDIS. At first I was sure this new regeneration would never hold the same spot in my heart that Ten did. But with a bright smile, a bouncy attitude, and a love of fish custard, I fell in love. No real guy can measure up to a Time Lord....in case you couldn't tell, I'm a huge nerd. The next two guys will probably only increase your realization of that fact. You've been warned....




Katie, my lovely friend who requested/demanded this post would KILL me if I didn't make this guy next, would be in complete agreement about this guy. It's our boy, CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS! Or you could use the nickname we have for him, CAPTAIN JACKIE. He's pretttyyyyy! So, yeah, we love him. He swaggered into my life from the TV show Doctor Who, weer he got killed off after five episodes. But don't worry, he was quickly brought back to life and given his own spin-off show! Jackie is the perfect tortured soul, but whats more important is that he has beautiful blue eyes. Jack is the perfect rouge/flirt/hero/cowboy wrapped in a futuristic umm...gay....bi.....omni....ummmm oh heck, he'll shag ANYTHING. And as the picture shows, he looks dead sex in a coat. Yes SEX. NOT sexY. Just cause.
Guy knows how to handle his gun ;)



I am far too picky when it comes to number three on my list, so I won;t be able to show a picture of BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN. Yeah, a zillionare (just an estimate) who CHOOSES to fgiht crime and look really mega super hot? Whats NOT to love? And plus, a guy like that with arm muscles that would probably be the size of my head would be the perfect, sexy, ripped personal trainer I'd need. And plus I could be Batgirl! Ka-POW!

Next up, my love for Brits, royals, and Bowie shows up. Allow me to introduce, His Royal Highness JARETH KING OF GOBLINS! Poofy hair, tight pants, mismatched eyes, and a possessive attitude. Hmm, sounds like the perfect guy for me! Yeah, the megalomaniac side would get a bit annoying, but the guy can re-order time. That's a pretty awesome party trick! And he owns a labyrinth! No need to worry about those pesky Girl Scout brats selling tasty cookies anymore! And he gets kids wished away to him, so I could have fun with the kids if their guardian doesn't defeat the labyrinth.





Eh, I'm bored posting pics, the next guys will be book guys. Hey, gimme a break, its late and I'm sleepy

Next up, my Harry Potter boys, DRACO MALFOY, SIRIUS BLACK, and REMUS LUPIN. Sirius is my favorite, again, a charming rouge. And being in Gryffindor, he's got to be brave and loyal. And hot.
Draco: "You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."
Sirius: "This is how it is - this is why you're not in the Order - you don't understand - there are things worth dying for!"(heck YES)
Remus: "Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."

MR. DARCY. 'Nuff said. This line from him describes women better then any quote I've heard from a guy: A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. So, so, true.

I think this is enough of my crazy, obsessed fan-girl for one night. I know ther were a ton of guys that I forgot (Howl, Castle, Jim Halpert, the guys from Gossip Girl, Ted Mosby, and Dr. Horrible) and maybe one day I'll get to them. But I'm tired. And hungry. And getting cranky. So I'm gonna go find something to eat. Om nom nom.

1 comment:

  1. First of all, can I just say, "Yum!" So many pretty boys, so little time to talk about them all.

    LOVED your description of Jackie - I'm smiling just thinking of those blue eyes!

    I've been thinking of my list...and here's some of it (in no particular order):

    Captain Jackie
    Vaughn from "Alias"
    Castle
    Han Solo (going old school with that pick! lol)
    Castle
    Harry Potter guys: Ron, Remus, and Sirius
    Twilight guys: Emmett and Jacob
    Finn from "Glee"
    Mr. Rochester

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