Huh, two minutes into $#*! My Dad Says and I already hate it. It's pretty lame. But my decision is probably based highly on the fact that the twitter feed this is based off is freaking hilarious, and that I hate William Shatner.
As usual, I really should be doing homework....
I found a tiny sword in Little Brother's desk. Oldest Brother says it probably came from some kind of fancy drink. I think that Little Brother is secretly a tiny pirate. I also think Older Brother is old and boring. And I'm usually correct.
ZOMG DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE TRAILERRRRRRR!!! It made me pretty happy.
My birthday is coming up soon, so I'm gonna ask for a unicorn. I'd ride it around college and just say 'You views are irrelevant. I am on a unicorn!'. Then I would have my unicorn STAB people with its' mighty horn. I'll let you know if I get a unicorn.
After class one of my professors had to pull me aside and tell me I need to speak up in class more. Wow, I didn't know I was being that quiet. Now I has a sad. :( Cause I don't know what to say. Sigh.
And giant mosquitoes totally exist. Though they've stopped stalking me. Take that Postman.
No worries. Most of the people who spoke up in MY college classes didn't know what to say either.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, right, whatever. Giant mosquitoes, sure. And there's an ostrich in my closet.
If there is an ostrich in your closet I am very jealous sir.
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