Movie Review #5

Holy heck I'm excited for The Avengers movie!

Ahhhh, gotta love a superhero movie that can be enjoyed by people who have no knowledge or next to no knowledge of the origins can enjoy the story and learn the vital elements of the story. Not as predictable as Thor, and leagues ahead of Green Lantern in storytelling, this was a very enjoyable film and I didn't gripe about paying full price for a ticket. I thought the casting was very well done, and loved playing 'Spot The Actor Previously Seen In A Jane Austen Film'! Now, despite all that praise, I still liked Thor better. Probably because I saw Thor in I-Max 3D...ah, those crazysexy abs...

Movie Review #4

Dear DC Comics,

Stick with what you know. You make excellent comics. You make lousy movies.

Sincerely, Me.

The one good thing I have to say about this movie is that Ryan Reynolds was a perfect casting job as Hal Jordan/Green Lantern. The entire movie, I saw HAL, not RYAN. But ultimately, the best review I've heard for this movie is summed up like this: In brightest day, in blackest night, I wish Green Lantern didn't bite.

Movie Review #3

Yay! My first grown-up movie review!

Ladies, if your boyfriend/hubby/adorable nerd friends wants to see this with you, don't protest. Just insist on seeing it in 3D or IMAX or IMAX 3D. The sexiness will just come out at you! And the ABS! WOWZA!

Comic book nerds, the movie is good. Hard-core nerds will find the story somewhat lacking and on looking back it totally is. But the visuals and fight scenes are worth it even though you will have 90% of the story figured out in the first five minutes.

Day 14: A Hero Who Let You Down

Aw Bats, why'd ya have to go and be killed? I was always so proud that my favorite DC superhero had never been killed and have a stupid 'magically returned from deathhhhhhh!' storyline. Those stories are dumb. But I want you back. I want you back so badly. I haven't been able to read the newest story lines, so by now you might very well have been brought back. But I'll still always be kinda sad that you died. Cause comics really won't be the same for me anymore.


I am entirely serious in this.